I needed to get back on that horse, and dust off some more of the "16 topics". If I remember correctly, this was one of my space-filling, less inspired ones. How is THAT for a teaser? Please waste your time reading this.
Let's start again. This is BRILLIANT. If you don't "get" it and roll on your plush carpeting (or fine hardwoods) with laughter, there is something medically wrong with you requiring immediate attention.
I'm a "root where you're planted" kind of gal. Like I told my husband this weekend, I can make the best of any situation, I just have to know my parameters. The problem is, we don't always realize for ourselves the box we're trapped in.